ACT ONE: Titles Prologue The World's First Deliberately Nonlinear Novel For Sale by Owner--Inquire Within Dumbo Flies Again! To Let (and to eat) "The Depositor"--A Scene with Memory Added Roommates The Last Ride and The Final Bout Sing a Song of Sixty-Nine (And a half!) Bee Farts & Other Stories Will the Real Fiction Please Stand Up Daddy, Come Get Your Baby Boy! Making Connections Isadora Duncan's Revenge ACT TWO: A Writer's Checklist Family Affair ...if you'll show me yours. It Takes Two to Tearoom Tango Le Voyeur Touch To Do, Or Not To Do Homeward...Hesitantly Hallowe'en Can Be A Real Drag ...If You're Not Sure Who You Are ACT THREE: The Vanilla Kid Self Begins at Seven The Vanilla Kid Hits the Trail Blood Brothers The Vanilla Kid Rides Again The Summer of His Discontent The Vanilla Kid Bites the Dust ACT FOUR: Le Baigneur Tearoom Tinnitus Call Me Willy Odes to Claude Claude's Other Wife Scenes from an Unwritten Play The Dream Master to the Rescue Home